wizard-laundry:
“This is relevant once again. I apologize if you are a real human getting blocked/reported.
”

This is relevant once again. I apologize if you are a real human getting blocked/reported.

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

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then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

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my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

People that live alone/with a partner/roomates: Do you have a wall clock?

Yes

No

read something recently that said a majority of people don’t have a wall clock these days, thought it was interesting since I’ve always considered it an essential and functional piece of home decor.

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no words.

the fact that people have decided that fandom is an inviolable safe space where anyone trying to point attention away is automatically in the wrong (see this) or to be ignored completely (see the ao3 drives time after a time). genuinely boggles the mind

Vacation
Vitamin C
Pokemon: The First Movie

Vitamin C - Vacation (from Pikachu’s Vacation)

God that drumbeat still kicks me in the fucking teeth <3

Man this has the cheer beats, pipeline guitar riff, Green Onion organ motif, random sampling, unexpected rap, and a killer bass line. It may be the most 90′s Pop song I’ve ever heard, and it’s still so fun!

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brightlotusmoon:
“sirtroyofbaker:
“ balalaikaboss:
“ ejacutastic:
“ I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
”
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF...

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

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@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far

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